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28 January 2007 @ 07:39 am
Breast Name Game  
There are a lot of different names for breasts. Let's see how many we can come up with. Everyone post ONE.

I'll say "hooters".

I've always found that one funny, cuz no matter how many breasts I've squeezed, not a single one has ever made a hooting sound.

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diva bitch slore from hell: boobies!anotherdream on January 28th, 2007 01:51 pm (UTC)
Bazoombas! Such a funny word. Reminds me of bazooka.
meardaba on January 28th, 2007 02:27 pm (UTC)
Boobs. Like the idiot.
Sheenasiapr on January 28th, 2007 02:29 pm (UTC)
My boss used to call them chi-chis.
frank_cotton on January 28th, 2007 02:38 pm (UTC)

Ha ha! Never heard that one before...

frank_cotton on January 28th, 2007 02:54 pm (UTC)
Seems this one got deleted somehow:

niko said "Ta tas. If taken in a British context, would mean "thank you, thank you"!

The Brits also say "ta ta" to mean "goodbye".

The next time I say bye to a British person, I'll say "breasts" instead and see what they do.

FIERCENESSpolymexina on January 28th, 2007 04:06 pm (UTC)
funbags. my ex used to call them that and i always meant to punch him in the face.
kailadrielkailadriel on January 28th, 2007 04:32 pm (UTC)
"Your Dignity" - my friend Roy's tactful way of saying I was showing too much "Dignity" ;-)
smokingguncafesmokingguncafe on January 28th, 2007 06:52 pm (UTC)

Haha, like the bird. I hate really derogatory terms--anything involving "bags" or "sacks" implies that they aren't perky and glorious. I'd probably slap a guy if he used those terms.

Having said that, I think really over-the-top names are pretty funny too. Like the kind you see in romance novels.
Sheenasiapr on January 28th, 2007 08:50 pm (UTC)
What about "jugs"?
Loorahtricklingdust on January 28th, 2007 09:48 pm (UTC)
The twins.
Zoggibelladonna_eyes on January 28th, 2007 10:02 pm (UTC)
not necessarily identical though!
Loorahtricklingdust on January 28th, 2007 10:19 pm (UTC)
Oh, of course not! Most are fraternal, though they look fairly similar. :)
dancepants on January 29th, 2007 02:46 am (UTC)
I've got a plethora of terms, but you said only one...
frank_cotton on January 30th, 2007 12:51 pm (UTC)
Yeah, OK...new rule:

You have to post one breast name at a time, but once three more people have posted after you, then you can post again.

So, on that note, I'll say "mounds". Heh heh...like a tiny little dude pitching a baseball should be standing on each of them.

savethegoldfish on January 29th, 2007 03:05 am (UTC)
The chick from What Not to Wear always calls them "the girls" or "the puppies" .. the second one doesn't make much sense to me.
la serenissimacopperwolf on January 29th, 2007 05:18 pm (UTC)
My boyfriend explained "sweater puppies" to me, though he doesn't use the term himself.
dancepants on February 7th, 2007 05:53 am (UTC)
And what's the explanation?
la serenissimacopperwolf on May 30th, 2007 11:18 am (UTC)
There really isn't one, other than tight sweaters that accentuate their shape. He says he has also heard breasts referred to as "snack trays."
dancepants on February 7th, 2007 05:51 am (UTC)
My man calls 'em puppies.. I don't know where he picked that up.
Richild la Gauchererlg on January 29th, 2007 08:54 pm (UTC)
"the girls"
goth_iq on January 31st, 2007 01:39 am (UTC)
Lyzrdlyzrd on January 31st, 2007 01:07 pm (UTC)
Or...I think it was Austin Powers... Dirty Pillows!
dancepants on February 7th, 2007 05:52 am (UTC)
Wasn't that used in Carrie?
dancepants on February 7th, 2007 05:52 am (UTC)
Tig Ol' Bitties. Yuck.